I hate when a shower only has 2 options: 3rd degree burns, or skinny dipping in Antarctica
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should’ve said instead.
That moment when someone trusts you with their secret..
and you just feel like such an awesome friend.
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
when you try to get out of a bad situation but realized you only made it worse.
That moment when you realize you said something REALLY stupid and you cant take it back
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund...
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.